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- Do you ever get tired of watching those horror
movie sequels where the villain was killed in the
previous sequel?
- Ever wonder how the heck they could possibly
come back to life?
- Do you feel frustrated and stressed out after
watching a horror movie sequel?
- Ever wish you could grab one of those naive
horror movie heros by the neck and smash their head
up against a wall in hopes of somehow alerting them
to the savage horror that lurks within?
- If you answered yes to any of these questions,
you may being suffering from the dreaded medical
condition known only as "Villain
Envy."
(latin: villainus
fatalis)
- For those unfortunate souls who have contracted
this debilitating and fatal disease, there have
been no noteworthy or sure-fire cures ...
Until Today
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Now you can blow those sleazy, seemingly immortal scumbags
to smithereens! If your browser
supports Java, simply click on the villain you
want to blast with red hot cyber-lead. When the page
loads, aim your mouse pointer on the image and click
away. You can use a gun or a cannon, just make sure
those stinkin' diabolical bums can never rise from the
dead again! All humankind will thank you...
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