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- Do you ever get tired of watching those horror movie sequels where the villain was killed in the previous sequel?
- Ever wonder how the heck they could possibly come back to life?
- Do you feel frustrated and stressed out after watching a horror movie sequel?
- Ever wish you could grab one of those naive horror movie heros by the neck and smash their head up against a wall in hopes of somehow alerting them to the savage horror that lurks within?
- If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may being suffering from the dreaded medical condition known only as "Villain Envy."
(latin: villainus fatalis)
- For those unfortunate souls who have contracted this debilitating and fatal disease, there have been no noteworthy or sure-fire cures ... Until Today
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Now you can blow those sleazy, seemingly immortal scumbags to smithereens! If your browser supports Java, simply click on the villain you want to blast with red hot cyber-lead. When the page loads, aim your mouse pointer on the image and click away. You can use a gun or a cannon, just make sure those stinkin' diabolical bums can never rise from the dead again! All humankind will thank you... |
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