- Do you ever get tired of watching those horror
movie sequels where the villain was killed in the
- Ever wonder how the heck they could possibly
come back to life?
- Do you feel frustrated and stressed out after
watching a horror movie sequel?
- Ever wish you could grab one of those naive
horror movie heros by the neck and smash their head
up against a wall in hopes of somehow alerting them
to the savage horror that lurks within?
- If you answered yes to any of these questions,
you may being suffering from the dreaded medical
condition known only as "Villain
Envy." (latin: villainus
- For those unfortunate souls who have contracted
this debilitating and fatal disease, there have
been no noteworthy or sure-fire cures ...
Now you can blow those sleazy, seemingly immortal scumbags
to smithereens! If your browser
supports Java, simply click on the villain you
want to blast with red hot cyber-lead. When the page
loads, aim your mouse pointer on the image and click
away. You can use a gun or a cannon, just make sure
those stinkin' diabolical bums can never rise from the
dead again! All humankind will thank you...