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Tom Cruise: No! Please, no! He's Jay Leno's illegitimate son! Back in the days when Jay was still a young, whimsical, standup comedian, he met Tom's soon-to-be mother on the local laugh circuit. She was acting as straight man for a then very inexperienced Billy Crystal. Her name was 'Mary Kim Ramirez Washington Nguyen Smith.' After beating the hell out of Billy for another substandard performance, Jay met Mary's glance across a dimly lit barroom stage. He only had to buy her one beer before the magic of conception took place. Jay was present for his new son's gut wrenching birth and immediately named the baby after his pet Thanksgiving hen. Neither Jay nor Tom has again seen Mary since that faithful night. Tom changed his last name to 'Cruise' after he lost his virginity to the female operator of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at Disneyland. Jay denies Tom's existence to this very day. Billy and Jay are still friends, but remain secretly embittered concerning which of the two is now the bigger star. The end.
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