You were minding your own business when you received word that some scumbag camel-jockey living in Afghanistan ordered a bunch of his ignorant cronies to murder thousands of innocent Americans by commandeering four commercial jetliners and ramming them into the World Trade Center buildings, a portion of the Pentagon, and who knows where the fourth would've ended up. This really pissed you off and, try as you might, you could see no other alternative than to pummel that stinking towel-head's fat ugly face with your fist until his butt sniffing, sand sucking nose caved in!

The moral of this story is, "He who kills and runs away - gets a major ass kicking by the U.S.A."