At your 16th birthday party, this funny rent-a-clown was only trying to be nice by presenting you with a quickly made balloon animal. Regrettably, the balloon exploded right in your face, forcing you to promptly and mercilessly pummel the insensitive harlequin fiend into submission while loudly citing federal and state child safety laws.

This only goes to show how dangerous clowns can be if they never graduated from balloon college. I mean, why rent when you can buy?