"I used to like playing fairy princess with the children in my neighborhood, but they just don't seem to want to come around anymore ... Just because I made a little girl kiss a toad to see if it would turn into a prince, everybody hates me now ... Anyway, I found a new game to play with that little girl. She was really a poor loser too ... hee hee
Once in a while I like to make frog soup. Ouch, my scar hurts! Anyone seen my dagger?"