"Hey man ... Scarbie and I were invited to the President's Ball last week. I was going to give this cool sword to the First Lady as a token of my esteem, but Scarbie got jealous and made me regret the day I was ever born ... heh heh heh

For our next date, we're going to the Academy Awards. But that means I'll have to buy a new sword ... Scarbie broke my old one ... Oh well, live and learn I guess ... heh heh