"Kin and I went on a fox hunt today. He was showing me how to load the gun, and guess what? It accidentally went off - right in Kin's face! Oh well, silly me ... hee hee ... I like to track down and capture small wild animals so I can use them to test the reflexes of passing motorists on the highway ... hee hee hee
Hey, I just bought a new hat. Isn't it absolutely fabulous? I like to shop ... hee hee"