"I went shopping at the mall today and one of the male store clerks counted back my change incorrectly, so, I jammed his hand in the cash register drawer ... 27 times ... hee hee hee ... On his way to the hospital he threw a Kelly Doll at me which caused a deep infected gash in my forehead. Some people are so touchy! Oh well, it should scar up nicely ... hee hee
Do you like my new coat? I like pet stores. Anyone seen Kin?"