"I like to dress up on Sundays like the girl in the movie, 'My Fair Lady'. After church, I always take a long stroll down the expressway looking for old discarded coins and some good road kill. Sometimes there isn't much to choose from so I have to make my own ... Road kill that is ... hee hee hee ... I can't make coins, duh! ... hee hee

I can use my umbrella to collect small roadside animals without even bending over. Aren't I just too clever? ... hee hee

I like to hitchhike and I want to be a model. I wish I hadn't forgotten my scar moisturizer. Now where did I put that dagger?"