"This device is one of my favorite casual-wear accessories. It's also how I got my name - I had a small accident while swinging it around my head ... hee hee ... I carry it to show people that I'm on the cutting edge.
Did you know I'm going to be a model when I grow up? Yep! My dream is to be on the cover of Scar Times Magazine ... hee hee ... Sometimes I force myself to vomit after eating dinner. The modeling agencies say it's good for my image ... As if I didn't already know that ... hee hee hee ... Silly modeling agencies."