"Sometimes Kin and I like to play what we call, Klingon Warrior. They're just so scary looking with all those bumps and scars and stuff. Kin thinks he's the captain of our ship, but I think he's an arrogant, traitorous, sexist skirt-chaser in need of a thorough attitude adjustment along with a severe beating ... hee
I've been where no doll has gone before. Do you like our new Federation member? He thinks I'd make a good model. He's going to take some pictures of me later to post on the Internet.
I like outer space a lot, but it's sort of stuffy inside the ship. I wonder why they won't let me open a window ... hmmm ... Oh well! I'll survive ... hee hee hee"