When Are You Going To Die?

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	Guzzle more than one six-pack a day		Often drink artificially sweetened beverages
	Smoke cigarettes, cigars, and/or pot daily		Inhale foreign substances through your nose
	Get less than six hours of sleep nightly		Get out of breath quickly when exercising
	Eat more than three full meals a day		Diet regularly to keep weight down
	Use laxative at least once a month		Like bacon, eggs and lots of red meat
	Routinely attend beach or tanning salon		Work commute is more than one hour per day
	Prefer air conditioning to open windows		Binge and purge food at least once monthly
	Have used hard drugs more than three times		Work requires you meet quotas or deadlines
	Consume hard liquor on a daily basis		Take some kind of prescribed medicine or drug
	Don't own any type of family pet		Must have more than two cups of coffee daily

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