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Have occasionally asked your god to damn something
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Have watched movies that contain graphic violence and/or brief nudity
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Once undressed people with your eyes at a family gathering (be honest)
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Feel powerful and satisfied after you squish a fly or other insect
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You do not send Christmas cards to anyone unless they send one to you first
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Have been elected or appointed to any kind of political office where an oath is required
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Have considered selling your soul for something you thought was cool
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Last time you attended church, dinosaurs roamed the earth
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Don't understand what's so bad about alcohol, since it makes you feel so good
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Have said to your God while praying, 'If you give me this, I'll never ask for anything again'
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Sometimes use the lord's name in vain, especially when you can't find the t.v. remote
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Sometimes bet on sporting events, even though you have no money to spare
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Have engaged in sexual acts for reasons other than procreation
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Have coveted your neighbor's wife, husband, daughter, son or pet
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Participated in any kind of ceremony where a human or animal sacrifice was required
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Usually laugh hysterically when the punch line of a dirty joke is communicated to you
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Consume milk daily, even though you sometimes prefer goat's blood
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Get frustrated when playing on a Ouija board because it never seems to answer correctly
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Once uttered the phrase, 'I could just kill you'
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Are an active participant in the stock market
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