Who Were You In A Past Life?

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	Have phobia about being chased around by local townspeople wielding torches		You're quite sure the equation, E=MC² can be greatly improved upon
	Often dream about being pummelled with stones by a vicious mob of do-gooders		Have deep-rooted fear of fire, especially when it surrounds a person tied to a long pole
	Have irrepressible craving for cake whenever you see the guillotine at that museum in Paris		Feel obliged to draw a series of swastikas and little mustaches when doodling
	Begin sweating profusely whenever someone mentions the word  'lifer '		Have inexplicable rope burn scars around neck but don't know how they got there
	Have distinct yet puzzling dislike for thorned crowns and death by crucifixion		Think the Kennedy assassination was simply the result of political correctness
	Don't know why you always feel compelled to squat and grunt while eating		Frequently get the urge to fire cannons and search for treasure when sailing
	Somehow certain that 'Jack The Ripper ' was not employed by a paper disposal company		Curiously, a sense of great pride ensues when people label you as 'certifiable'
	Feel that high school pep rallies turned you into a drug-addicted loner with a bad attitude		Always become angry and disgruntled after mailing a letter
	Keep track of historical airline crash locations by burning holes in a map with lit cigarette		Somehow positive the phrase, 'The South Will Rise Again' is not an ad slogan for Viagra
	Always associate the phrase, 'Ides Of March' with really cool toga parties and democracy		Salivate uncontrollably when confronted with pictures of human body parts

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