Are You Possessed?

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	Favorite meal is green pea soup because of the dramatic effect it creates when you hurl		Recently began using a small crucifix in place of a toothpick
	Not sure how, but you can suddenly speak Latin fluently		No longer need a Ouija board to communicate with the dead
	Most hated alcoholic beverage is shot of faith with a holy water chaser		Don't know why friends hired an Exorcist for you when you're already in great shape
	Stricken with severe skin rashes and festering pus-modules of late		Cuss so much lately that 'foul language' to you is a conversation about chicken
	Can't sleep well when your bed floats around the room too much		Can rotate your head 360 degrees without moving the rest of your body
	Graffiti suddenly appears on your skin from the inside out		The sight of priests and family members seems to induce vomiting
	You've been so cold lately, you can see your own breath when you talk		Teeth have turned yellow and green, even though you use tartar control toothpaste
	Just discovered that terrible odor surrounding you isn't from your laundry detergent after all		Don't bath until you're so crusty you make noise when you walk
	When in a deep sleep, you seem to prefer wheezing to snoring		Voice seems to have deepened lately, especially noticeable when swearing
	You greet people by peeing in your livingroom		Your new best friend is a vibrating fork

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